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7 healthcare jokes to tickle your funny bone

In light of National Humor Month, we're sharing seven of our favorite healthcare jokes, stories and puns.

Whether you're an allied health student, teacher, professional or employer, taking five minutes to read this post is your prescription for a little fun.

After all, laughter is the best medicine. 

Blood Drive

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"I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure."

(Source: Pun of the Day)

 

Changing Lives

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Doctor: What's the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?
Nurse: No change yet.

(Source: Dumb.com)

 

Inject a Little Humor

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“Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

 

A Hairy Situation

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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.

 

Bad Call

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"A man speaks frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!'
'Is this her first child?' the doctor queries.
'No, you idiot!' the man shouts. 'This is her husband!'"

(Source: DoctorsLounge.com)

 

The Eraser Diet

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"When I stepped on the scale at 
my doctor’s office, I was surprised 
to see that I weighed 144 pounds.

'Why don’t you just take off 
that last four?' I joked to the nurse’s 
aide as she made a notation on 
my chart.

A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart.

'I see you’ve lost weight,' he said. 'You’re down to 14 pounds.'"

(Source: Readers Digest)

Working in healthcare is no joke. But when you're working in an intense environment, it's important to enjoy some lighthearted moments. So honor National Humor Month and share this post with a colleague who could use a laugh today. 

Topics: Cool New Topic, allied health careers

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